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I’m a fucking walking pokedex

8 gym leader numbers in my motherfuckin rolodex

Charizard, laughing as I’m beatin burned Croconaws

Wearing synthetic wigs made of stantlers, solrocks

Storage box, harder than a motherfuckin cubone,

…making hard rocks out of pussy marowak bone

This nigga Gary tryna get grown, about 649 of these bitches stored in Bill’s home

Swallow this bitter tune, I’ma play on my pokeflute

While Erica is telling me about Tangela tentacles inside her cooch


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