(via living-in-a-fantasyx)
cat gang
(via cum-h4rd)
(via living-in-a-fantasyx)
I’m a fucking walking pokedex8 gym leader numbers in my motherfuckin rolodex
Charizard, laughing as I’m beatin burned Croconaws
Wearing synthetic wigs made of stantlers, solrocks
Storage box, harder than a motherfuckin cubone,
…making hard rocks out of pussy marowak bone
This nigga Gary tryna get grown, about 649 of these bitches stored in Bill’s home
Swallow this bitter tune, I’ma play on my pokeflute
While Erica is telling me about Tangela tentacles inside her cooch
